Sewage for my sweetie?

According to news reports which you can read here and here, you can (if you wish) give your favorite valentine an unusual gift this year. You can give your darling a 2-hour tour of the Newtown Creek Wastewater Treatment Plant in Brooklyn, NY.

Just a word of advice for my husband: if you want to survive to celebrate our 40th wedding anniversary in June, do NOT give me a tour of a sewage treatment facility for Valentines Day. If you dare, I may find another "off-label" use for Cupid's arrow.