Excuses for Students’ Absences. . . Written by their Parents

This week’s theme:

No More Grouchy Old Farts!!

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Chris had a acre in his side.
Chucky was hit yesterday playing football. He was hit in the growing part.
George was absent yesterday because he had a stomach.
I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because I don't know what size she wear.
Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust.
John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face.

Lillie has been absent from school because she had a gang over.
Mary could not go to school because she was bother by very close veins.

Maryann was absent Dec. 11-16, because she had a fever, sore throat, headache, and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever and sore throat, her brother had a low-grade fever. There must be the flu going around, her father even got hot last night.
My daughter couldn’t come to school Monday because she was tired. She spent the weekend with some Marines.
My son is under the doctor’s care and should not take fizical ed. Please execute him.

Please excuse Gloria. She has been sick and under the doctor.
Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well.
Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday.
Please excuse Joey on Friday. He had loose vowels.
Please excuse John for being absent January 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33.
Please excuse Johnnie for being. It was his father's fault.
Please excuse Joyce from gym today. She is administrating.
Please excuse Lupe. She is having problems with her ovals.

Please excuse my son's tardiness. I forgot to wake him and didn't find him until I started making beds.
Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. He fell out of a tree yesterday and misplaced his hip.
Please excuse Sandra from being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps.
Please excuse Sarah from being absent. She was sick and I had her shot.
Please excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea and his boots leak.
Ralph was absent yesterday because he had a sour trout.
Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral.
Wayne was out yesterday because he had the fuel.