It turns out that a professional pooper scooper from Missouri discovered the true meaning of the phrase "dirty money". For that matter, he also found the true meaning of the phrase "laundering money".
In the course of his work, he noticed money protruding from some pet poop. He decided to do his doody (sorry about the pun...) and recover the cash... $58 in all. After cleaning the bills, he placed them in a plastic bag and returned them to the owner. Although the money is slightly the worse for wear, the serial numbers can still be read, and so the owner can take them to a bank and have them replaced with cleaner cash.
I'm hoping someone will inform the bank teller about tarnished past of the filthy funds.
And I'm hoping there's a reward in there somewhere for the industrious fellow who dove right in there to deliver the goods.
I'm sure that someone more clever than I could think of a moral to the story. If you can think of one, feel free to leave a comment!
as they say in Yorkshire - "where there's muck, there's brass"
ReplyDeleteLaundered money is what I find in the washing machine because my lads don't empty their pockets beforehand! Finders keepers...
58 dollars? that's a lot of poop. wow.
ReplyDeleteMaybe he should have returned the money to the bank "as is". They could have added it to the other dirty money they received in the bailout;)
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