Accidental laughter?

The following quotes are actual statements found on insurance forms where car drivers attempted to summarize the details of an accident in the fewest possible words.

• A pedestrian hit me and went under my car.
• A truck backed through my windshield into my wife's face.
• An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my vehicle and vanished.
• As I approached the intersection, a stop sign suddenly appeared in place where no stop sign had ever appeared before. I was unable to stop in time to avoid the accident.
• Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't have.
• I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way.
• I had been driving my car for forty years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an accident.
• I had been shopping for plants all day and was on my way home. As I reached an intersection, a hedge sprang up obscuring my vision. I did not see the other car.
• I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law, and headed for the embankment.
• I saw a slow-moving sad-faced old gentleman as he bounced off the hood of my car.
• I thought my window was down, but I found it was up when I put my hand through it.
• I told the police that I was not injured, but on removing my hat, I found that I had a skull fracture.
• I was on my way to the doctors with rear end trouble when my universal joint gave way causing me to have an accident.
• I was sure the old fellow would never make it to the other side of the road when I hit him.
• I was thrown from my car as it left the road. I was later found in a ditch by some stray cows.
• I was unable to stop in time and my car crashed into the other vehicle. The driver and passengers then left immediately for a vacation with injuries.
• In my attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole.
• My car was legally parked as it backed into the other vehicle.
• The guy was all over the road, I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him.
• The indirect cause of this accident was a little guy in a small car with a big mouth.
• The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intentions.
• The pedestrian had no idea which direction to run, so I ran over him.
• The telephone pole was approaching fast. I was attempting to swerve out of its path when it struck my front.
• To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front of me, I hit a pedestrian.

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